The Post-Rockist

While many of you come to visit the Post-Rockist regularly for our groundbreaking content and dedicated focus on the customer service experience, there are those of you who visit our fair site because you want to be on the cutting edge. And what’s more cutting edge than the Post-Rockist? I mean, just look at this place. We were using Times New Roman before the font was even “new,” back when it was just Times Roman. We were streaming digital audio back when other music content providers were sending out traveling minstrels to your cubicle to recreate their intepretations of the latest Yeasayer single. We were post-rockist back when you had no idea what “rockist” even meant. This site truly is your portal into the next frontier.

So it should come as no surprise that when the Post-Rockist Senior Market Trend Spotter (abbrevieted P-R Sr. MTS) spotted the burgeoning internet trend of tumbling, that we jumped on that electronic bandwagon with a gusto you have not yet seen in these here interwebs. After all, we concluded after several hours of international teleconferencing and millions spent on new media market research, most “popular” music-based web logs are just content providers regurgitating headlines about new videos, album release dates, tours, incriminating photographs and the like, coupled with a paragraph or two of unnecessary gobbledy-gook. If we just cut out the gobbledy-gook and go straight for the meat, we could provide regular music news and clips to the hordes of post-rockists who most certainly aren’t getting a daily music fix from this site. So, without further hullabaloo, we present to you: the prockist. (Market research indicated that eliminating letters from words is a swell way to build ‘net credibility.)

So the next time your browsing begins to idle, sneak on over to the prockist. We’ll try and make it interesting for you; fill it with things we think are neat. And don’t fret, we’ll still update the tried and true Post-Rockist for those who still like words and complete sentences.

Yours truly,

The Executive Post-Rockist Marketing-Communications Director