The Post-Rockist

I’ve become infatuated with Destroyer and am extremely excited about Dan Bejar and company’s new album, Trouble in Dreams, out on March 18. So I’ve been checking the old internets because I definitely want to make Destroyer my number one Spring concert priority and, lo, I see that the dates are springing up.

Here’s what I’ve found so far the complete schedule:
March 14- The Parish, SXSW Merge Showcase, Austin, TX
April 16 - 400 Bar, Minneapolis, M
April 17 - Logan Square Auditorium, Chicago, Illinois
April 18 - Pike Room, Pontiac, MI
April 19 - Lee’s Palace, Toronto, Ontario
April 20 - Club Lambi, Montreal, Quebec
April 22 - Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
April 23 - Bowery Ballroom, NY, NY
April 24 - North Star Bar, Philadelphia, PA
April 25 - Black Cat, Washington, DC
April 26 - Grey Eagle, Asheville, NC
April 27 - Cat’s Cradle, Carrboro, NC
April 28 - The Earl, Atlanta, Georgia
April 29 - The Mercy Lounge, Nashville, TN
April 30 - Blueberry Hill Duck Room, St. Louis, MO
May 1 - Record Bar, Kansas City, MO
May 2 - Waiting Room, Omaha, NE
May 3 - The Walnut Room, Denver, CO
May 13 - Starlight, Edmonton, Alberta
May 14 - #1 Royal Canadian Legion, Calgary, Alberta
May 16 - Urban Lounge, Salt Lake City, UT
May 18 - Rhythm Room, Phoenix, AZ
May 20 - Troubadour, Los Angeles, CA
May 21 - Independent, San Fran, CA
May 23 - AladdinSane Theater, Portland, OR
May 31 - Le Commodore, Vancouver, BC

I’ll be adding to the list as I find more, but here’s the even bigger news: THE POST-ROCKIST JUST BEAT PITCHFORK TO THE PUNCH!

BAM! Oh, god, this feels so f-ing good. WHAM! Yeah. Oh, my joints are shaky. My blood is pumping. It’s 5:48 on January 28, 2008, and The Post-Rockist just kicked Pitchfork’s ass. YES!

–Posted by Scotter, with jouissance.