I’ve become infatuated with Destroyer and am extremely excited about Dan Bejar and company’s new album, Trouble in Dreams, out on March 18. So I’ve been checking the old internets because I definitely want to make Destroyer my number one Spring concert priority and, lo, I see that the dates are springing up.
Here’s what I’ve found so far the complete schedule:
March 14- The Parish, SXSW Merge Showcase, Austin, TX
April 16 – 400 Bar, Minneapolis, M
April 17 – Logan Square Auditorium, Chicago, Illinois
April 18 – Pike Room, Pontiac, MI
April 19 – Lee’s Palace, Toronto, Ontario
April 20 – Club Lambi, Montreal, Quebec
April 22 – Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
April 23 – Bowery Ballroom, NY, NY
April 24 – North Star Bar, Philadelphia, PA
April 25 – Black Cat, Washington, DC
April 26 – Grey Eagle, Asheville, NC
April 27 – Cat’s Cradle, Carrboro, NC
April 28 – The Earl, Atlanta, Georgia
April 29 – The Mercy Lounge, Nashville, TN
April 30 – Blueberry Hill Duck Room, St. Louis, MO
May 1 – Record Bar, Kansas City, MO
May 2 – Waiting Room, Omaha, NE
May 3 – The Walnut Room, Denver, CO
May 13 – Starlight, Edmonton, Alberta
May 14 – #1 Royal Canadian Legion, Calgary, Alberta
May 16 – Urban Lounge, Salt Lake City, UT
May 18 – Rhythm Room, Phoenix, AZ
May 20 – Troubadour, Los Angeles, CA
May 21 – Independent, San Fran, CA
May 23 – AladdinSane Theater, Portland, OR
May 31 – Le Commodore, Vancouver, BC
I’ll be adding to the list as I find more, but here’s the even bigger news: THE POST-ROCKIST JUST BEAT PITCHFORK TO THE PUNCH!
BAM! Oh, god, this feels so f-ing good. WHAM! Yeah. Oh, my joints are shaky. My blood is pumping. It’s 5:48 on January 28, 2008, and The Post-Rockist just kicked Pitchfork’s ass. YES!
–Posted by Scotter, with jouissance.

3 Comments
Kick ass, Scotter. We’re taking over. I knew that news room was worth the investment.
I LOVE YOU GUYS A LOT
I don’t know anything about Destroyer, but I’ll support anything that discredits those bastards at Pitchfork.