Junior Senior Split; The World Suddenly Sucks Again

From the Post-Rockist e-mail vaults…

Dan: Yo post-rockists,

I was at this tiny bar in San Francisco last night and guess who was there? It was the legendary King Khan himself. I was sure it had to be him, but I didn’t get up the nerve to talk to him just in case I was wrong. Oh well. If only he were shirtless, I would have been absolutely positive. He did have all his shell necklaces on so that should have been a dead giveaway.

Happy Friday!

Scotter: Bummertown.

Todd: Wow, Scotter, way to be a Debbie Downer. Dan here is trying to share his excitement over seeing the legendary King Khan in a rare, fully-clothed moment and you have to spoil everything with the news that the most joyous band on the planet is no more. It’s like learning that Santa isn’t real on Christmas morning. Thanks a lot, buddy.

Dan: Say it ain’t so! That is very sad news. Junior and Senior were such a perfect match and were very close to my heart. At least they gave us 2 classic albums that I will never get tired of. I guess I’ll have to find some other big gay guy and small straight guy Danish duo that will bring me that much joy.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that my friend Pete was in the 2 person bathroom while King Khan was taking a massive shit. Pretty impressive, huh?!

Todd: It’s the massive shit that really brings the story together.

Junior Senior, in happier times:

“Rhythm Bandits”

“Move Your Feet”

“Can I Get Get Get”